If you’ve ever had the idea of multi-tasking by throwing yourself in the washing machine along with your clothes, read this label at the laundromat first…
Bizarre Observation #27: Dreams DO come true.
OMFG!!! ONE OF MY FANTASIES HAS COME TO LIFE!!!!
Bizarre Observation #26: Some men just cock block themselves.
Some men just cock block themselves.
Bizarre Observation #29: Facebook buys Instagram reaction
My reaction to Facebook’s purchase of Instagram. Taken on Instagram.
Facebook Timeline: What you “actually” need to know.
Facebook users who have been fighting the new Timeline format can not fight anymore. They’re being forced into it by the big bad people of Facebook. So I decided to help ease their pain and explain what they “actually” need to know about the new Facebook Timeline setup.
Bizarre Observation #28: The Original Angry Bird
Before millions of people wasted hours of their lives playing a silly game called Angry Birds, one classic feathered feature was the one causing a ruckus…
Bizarre Observation #27: Sometimes, it just doesn’t work.
Anyone who frequents Chinese take out often knows that you’re supposed to add “…in bed” to the end of every fortune cookie message.
But sometimes, it just doesn’t work. Unless you like really bizarre things behind your bedroom door. Proof from today’s General Tso’s Chicken order…
Bizarre Observation #25: Self-inflicted autocorrect fail.
Thank you for making me look like a creepy asshole, iPhone!
Good meningitis to you!
(thanks to my buddy JJ for the screenshot)
Bizarre Observation #24: I found heaven on the side of a road…
…and it is a beautiful thing, my friends.
Come to daddy.
